Saturday, May 05, 2007

Oxymoron of the day...

"Battlefield Ethics" (Apparently there was a survey, and the researchers are surprised that they found "lapses in battlefield ethics")



Insurgent :"Excuse me sir, would you mind terribly if I cut your heart out and feed it to you while it's still beating?"

Allied Troop : "Absolutely not my fine chap. Thank you for asking. In fact before I came to battle, I placed an 'X' on my chest in case the situation arose"


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