Friday, January 12, 2007

Breaking up is hard to do

Found this gem on a forum I read.

It's one thing being dumped by your girlfriend. It's another to be dumped by text message. But it's even worse when you're dumped by a total stranger. How cruel can someone be, to just cast me aside without even knowing a single thing about me? Oh fickle woman, how you toy with my heart via the medium of SMS! I could be the man of your dreams for all you know, which you never will, because you got all confused about cause, effect, also possibly telephone numbers, and ditched me before I'd even asked you out!

Anyway, here's the message I received.

im sorry babe i cant go out wit u no more. soz. please dont text or cal me. Beth.

I am now taking suggestions for a reply.


Blogger Islandgirl said...

I would just text back:

"Beth who?"

January 12, 2007 10:12 AM  

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