Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Foley Humour

Q: How is a Republican congressman like a cel phone set to vibrate?
A: They both get a little buzz when a page comes!

Q: What did Mark Foley and his pages have in common?
A: They both gave up their seats.

Q: What’s the difference between Mark Foley and Michael Jackson?
A: Michael Jackson can sing.

Q: How can you tell Republican Congressmen are avid readers?
A: They always head right to the bottom of the page!

Q: Who are the Republicans going to replace Foley on the ballot with?
A: They don’t know yet, but they’ve narrowed it down to three: Pete O’file, Anne De’rage, and Sixteenyearold Boychaser.


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